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takes knife
slices through heart
falls out window
gets washed out by rain
into the streets
down to a river
runs down into ocean
where a shark eats me
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remember jake ryan
wait
the notes
BUT JAKE RYAN
I SLAYED YOU ONCE, DON’T MAKE ME SLAY YOU AGAIN
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At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
i literally chocked on my spit
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I know the MTV Movie Awards are not prestigious at all, but it’s nice for the Harry Potter fandom to get together for what’s possibly the last time and liveblog something and show support for our fandom.
It’s been an amazing ten years with you guys, and there honestly isn’t another group of people who I’d want to have shared it with.
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here’s what’s stupid ok
some people are like oh kstew is wearing sneakers wow how original haha u suck!!!!
but what if
she just doesn’t wanna wear high heels
why is it cool to hate her idegi i feel bad i mean i’d probably be at least as awkward as she is if i was a celebrity and i’d sure as hell wear sneakers because i hate heels
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