schoolpicture:

i have never typed this before in my life

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

fatwink:

i’m gonna start posting this pic in the tags of people that i want to follow me

image

avenging-assbutt:

danceswithdoritos:

draemishs:

coolasacalliope:

thedoctorpottergames:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

image

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US

AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED

IT WAS EVERYWHERE

IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA

Those were dark times with dark endings. 

outreasoned:

outreasoned:

falling in love with me. (2013)

look over 100k this is actually crazy I might cry
pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg
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