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I’m reading some fanfic and I’m at the most awkward thing ever Omfg I felt the persons feels I can’t. I want to hide under a rock stop it.

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Tumblr is a terrifying place during awards shows.

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Twilight won best movie

bloodymuggle:

takes knife

slices through heart

falls out window

gets washed out by rain

into the streets

down to a river

runs down into ocean

where a shark eats me

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h0ran-thewhore:

niallbecausefuckyou:

ninihoho:

ninihoho:

remember jake ryan

wait

the notes

BUT JAKE RYAN

I SLAYED YOU ONCE, DON’T MAKE ME SLAY YOU AGAIN

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fantasykiller:

seventhbrother:

At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact

i literally chocked on my spit

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evanesco-whispers:

I know the MTV Movie Awards are not prestigious at all, but it’s nice for the Harry Potter fandom to get together for what’s possibly the last time and liveblog something  and show support for our fandom.

It’s been an amazing ten years with you guys, and there honestly isn’t another group of people who I’d want to have shared it with. 

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panicatthediscosongs:

Brendon Urie saying Slut

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buttgenie:

oh my god
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jensenackling:

here’s what’s stupid ok

some people are like oh kstew is wearing sneakers wow how original haha u suck!!!!

but what if 

she just doesn’t wanna wear high heels

why is it cool to hate her idegi i feel bad i mean i’d probably be at least as awkward as she is if i was a celebrity and i’d sure as hell wear sneakers because i hate heels 

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